Some people wonder if THE WIFE actually exist, and if so what name did she go by prior to marriage, since they have never heard me utter anything except “THE WIFE”.
To be honest I could tell you what her actual birth certificate says, but in the most extreme case,I’d be putting my physical health at risk, or at least setting myself up for an adult time out (sleeping on the sofa) which at the moment neither one of those options sits well with me. I will tell you what she was referred to prior to the marriage. She was “Big Head”. See she’s like the evil drug lord in those movies, the ones that no one except God gets to have breakfast with. If you have business to tend to with them there’s always some sort of middle man that’s never seen them as well. Well that’s THE WIFE, when it comes to social media, it’s just not her thing. So the same way I never refer to my SLMB by name THE WIFE also will not be mentioned by name. Plus, she refers to me as “HUSBAND”. Those who have actually met my wife know her by name.
Today happens to be the day see was born. I attempted to have her name written in the sky expressing my love for her, but, that’s just not happening in Manhattan. Also, thought her seeing her name in lights in Times Square would make her smile, but the closes thing to that would be the six o’clock news, which leans more to shocking and entertainment! So I decided a post would suffice and the best things it’s FREE! LOVE you Sweety!
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That was pretty cool and very sweet…I am sure she appreciates it and that you didn’t share her name on her birth certificate…The couch is not that comfortable or so I’ve been told…
Blessings to you and the family…
LMAO, thanks for checking in!
Awwwwww! Cute!! Happy Birthday to THE WIFE…Kisses from the friend! Love the sweet post!
Gracias!
That’s funny my hubby referred to me as the wife even before we got married! Its that or China. Not many of his friends know my real name either. I also like it better that way! Lol so happy birthday from one wife to another!
THE WIFE, happens to be larger than life!